Lagos dating scam
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS - Lady Agatha vs.
15 months SCAM TREK - the Lads meet Captain Picard on the holodeck A VISIT TO CORONATION STREET - the Lads meet Terry Duckworth GOING TO THE DOGS - a Lad's plea to adopt his puppy BUMPED OFF - the Lads meet a phrenologist BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR - Marco sends the Lads on four trips to Western Union!Whytes gets a mean phone call from a scammer BORN TO RULE - leadership lessons from Mal Reynolds (USMC, Ret.) EAT MY SHIRTS - the Lads order t-shirts from Raynaz LET US FURGE ON - Mikhail Stroganov vs. A MINT ON THE PILLOW - Sir Marmite Luny-Binns receives a hotel reservation request PICTURE THIS - oily proposition from a "Japanese" Lad (Bulgaria 1, Nigeria 0 at halftime) WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE - Aggie Nostick's scammer is in touch with the Almighty THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNESTO - Goth chick Eliza Dane, a drama in two acts SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES - Agent Tossov finds that all that glitters is not gold PUSH IT GOOD - Porn star Stevieperv Rammer recruits a Lad A PRINCESS IS A DELICATE THING - orphaned princess meets Lady Fapina Tyuksar A BRIDGET TOO FAR - Randy Rimmer vs.a South African World Cup Bid official (not) THE UNICORN FARMER - scammers selling unicorns - for you, special price! a hippo-molester YOUR UTTERANCE IS REPREHENSIBLE - Dr.COM BIKEFOREST: PEDALING FOR PANCAKES BIKEFOREST: REVEREND LUGIO BRAD CHRISTENSEN HOW TO BECOME RICH DOTCOM THE ENRON VERSION ESCAPE TO BEESTONIA J. THE F-WORD 172 TIMES - Gomez Adams Law, crooked nurse, in a tale of betrayal! - Malcolm Reynolds versus a stranded orphan, in two parts, over a year - chat! come for the MP3s, stay for the humor I SEE BUCKS - Tushie Meshuganah and Lonslo Tossov, together again, in a variation on the inheritance format IT AIN'T OGAH TILL IT'S OGAH - Mal Reynolds and a contract scam - fake scammers! (updated) THE TABLES ARE TURNED - Filthy Mc Nasty negotiates a loan with a scammer (updated) YOU CAN BANK ON THAT - Ben Zona is tempted by the dark side STILL WAITING - Lex Talionis versus a remorseful oil minister (updated april 28) DRIVE ME LIKE MOTOR - porn star Stevieperv Rammer versus Dr Orji (really) YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE A REFUGEE - Captain Manwairing is back! ), IRAQ AND A HARD PLACE, and DEAD BANK CUSTOMER pages RICHARD IS AVAILABLE - lonely koala rancher Alotta Fosters chatted up by a scammer THE HISTORY OF MR FOLLY - Aesir-worshipping photomodel Cammy White vs.COSMO NEWBERY JOEL MITT'S JUNK MAIL IN THE TRUNK SCAM PHYLOGENETIC TREE THE P-P-P-POWERBOOK PRANK! the Dead Bank Customer gang - a six-month scambait - with a treat for H. Wells fans SEED ME - Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes of the Foreign Office vs.Brinkman emerges from a coma GREEN LETTER DAYS - An Eliza Dane drama in two acts MEET ME IN SMEGAROON - the Lads want to invest in real estate SHE'S BAD, SHE'S BAD - Michael Jackson's widow needs help FAWLTY WITT - Basil Fawlty vs. - Jeeves saves Lady Matilda Gottrocks from a scammer WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON - Brother Mark Knopfler and a cancer victim THE WALL STREET BAIL-OUT VERSION HELP US HELP YOU - Ray Naz (as Mark E. VOO DOO - Agent Fadgina obtains Oaths of Honor from the Lads THE LOAN RANGER - Naz applies for a loan from the Lads I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR INSULT - Mal Reynolds's mystery benefactor I MIGHT JUST SPEAR YOUR LIFE - C.
the Lads SHE TOOK ME IN - Stevieperv Rammer chats with a poor student WILL YOU EVERY FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE BE SERIOUS - Eliza Dane versus a rack of fake identities OUR DOUBTS ARE TRAITORS - "John Githongo" signs a pre-nuptual agreement (a Lewd Noogie adventure) STUPID SCAMMER TRICKS - or, 10 reasons to not pay scammers pretending to be Dave Letterman CIRCUMSPECTION - Rabbi Ben Zona of Congregation Rodef Bubbameissah in a year-long tale! De Sade) wants his money back - the EFCC is here to help HI HO, IT'S THE LOAN ARRANGER! O'Prolite and a Hired Killer WINKY WANKY WOO - Lads vs.
Other versions of the scam play on your charity, loneliness, or naiveté (you can't win a lottery you didn't enter! Orphan, cancer patient, dead bank customer, phony job offer, overpayment with a cashier's check... Although 419ers have their own style, their emails, which smack of political satire, contain elements harking back to 19th century European literature. a struggling student with alien abduction issues YOU ARE NOTING BUT A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL - Lou Al Sindor is anything but. THE BAIT THAT WOULDN'T DIE - Lou Sindor's five-month foray against phony bankers (another "we owe you money you've been scammed out of" scam OOZING CAPITAL - Rabbi Ben Zona in a "we owe you money you've been scammed out of" scam THINGS OF THE EARTH ARE CANAL - Beau D'Acious vs a Solomon Islands cancer victim SHARP AS AN ECHIDNA - Sheila the koala farmer looks for love in all the wrong places OIL ON TROUBLED WATERS - scammer poses as political militant MANY A SLIP 'TWIST CUP AND LIP - Charles Farnes-Barnes receives a grant! DEAR LANDLORD - Wheelchair-bound Lovey Howell answers bogus rental ad (updated april 29) NOT IN THE CARDS - Filthy Mc Nasty and an ATM card loaded with moolah! FINAL FALLACY - Sephiroth Crescent versus scammers - and Strife! A MESSAGE TO YOU RUDY - Naz tries to help an orphan claim his inheritance ONE LUMPUR OR TWO?
SOCIAL ENGINEERING - Lonslo Tossov hears from a lonely scammer TOUGH GIG - Billy Bob stands to make a mint - for the price of a 120GB drive THE OGONI AND THE ECSTASY - send a cow and some kola nuts - or just cash - a Cammy White tale SLAM DUNK - Scammer lectures Lou Al Sindor about charity LICKED - Short, very funny, not safe for work WHITE MISCHIEF - the Lads meet Whitey Bulger GO LOKO - Frank Larzlo makes a lovely Western Union form O BROTHER WHEREFORE ART THOU - Nathan Detroit spurns graft IT DIDN'T JELL - in a change of pace, Lonslo Tossov meets a nice Russian girl I WILL USE MY AFRICA NATIVE JUJU TO KILL YOU THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY - Mal Reynolds tries to help a scammer come out of the closet ALL THAT JAZZ - Filthy Mc Nasty returns to claim secret boxes of cash at the airport! a Cancer Victim (updated) WANKER REDUX - A new Arnold Wanker emerges, wielding a bottle of Jim Beam against scammers BLIND LUCK - Scammers offer to cure Lewd Noogie of his urges and he learns too late that you CAN go blind doing That. I ALWAYS GET TWO STUPID AMERICANS - or, if you're Noogie I'll be frank - a scammer lets her hair down SPURIOUS - Rabbi Ben Zona returns to deal with a Bank Director AS FRENCH AS I WANNA BE - Daughter of Laurent Gbagbo appeals for help - Anna De Meanour answers! THE FINAL VERDICT - Fake Korean banker versus Jack Kervorkian ALL IN THE CARDS - locksmith Gabriel Varden is offered a gift WHAT A CROC - Aussie Ted Bundee tries to help an orphan PLAYING IT COOL - Lewd Noogie vs. - Tushie Meshuganah tries to help a dying woman WHAT THE DICKENS - Solicitor Conversation Kenge receives a dubious proposition O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU - A priest marooned in the wilds of Wales needs help SCAMMING QUA SCAMMING - Harry Butkrak tries to help a widow REAL IN LOVE 4 U - Dr. Charlie Brown - a 'cascade' bait from the archives SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE - Lonslo Tossov & Cardinal Richelieu help an orphan ALL REET - Reverend Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes helps a cancer patient 21 GRAMS - fake movie producers invite Harry Butkrak to a red carpet event CONNECT THE DOTS - Lonely, rich Baybinda Woods hears from a nice young man A VERY SHORT LIFE SPERM - scammer with a tragic health issue vs. IT'S A SCAM - Witold Padarewski staves off the Lads CIAO BELLA, or VESTI LA MUGU - Cy Gezunt is the heir of Luciano Pavarotti MAGNUM FARCE - Lads based in Malaysia try to scam Willard Fong (a Naz adventure) SOMETHING SMELLS IN SWABIA - Wehrmacht veteran Harold Stassen undermines Lad morale YOUR GAME IS FAKE! pause for American-centric moment: counting down to the inauguration...
THE MUGU AND THE MODEL - 'Frank Bobby' meets Eliza Dane, Goth model with a short fuse THERE AIN'T NO JUSTICE - Malcolm Reynolds faces Justice THE MARK OF ZAHRA - Lewd Noogie's dream of a home for Playboy centerfolds unfolds ANOTHER JOB - made man Ray Nazmeani hears from a Lad FOR WANT OF A DORK - Tushie Meshuganah and a 'Somali refugee' FOOLS RUSSIAN - Lads meet Bernadette Devlin - sometimes you get the bear THE LADS DO HAMPSTEAD HEATH - Stevieperv Rammer, porn star RISKY FREE - the Lads break it down for Todd Brown CHECK IT OUT - the Lads send a fake check to Bobby Mueller SILENCE OF THE LADS - Serge de Nîmes vs.
"Jean Pierre Jospin" [fr/en] THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN KEYBOARD - the Lads meet Francisco Scaramanga NO BULL - don't mess with the Music Teacher THE PRICE OF JUSTICE - Mal Reynolds hears from a 'human rights' activist YABBA DABBA DOO! THE OVER THE HILL GANG - sheikh of the burning sands A STAR ISN'T BORN - Gene Rayburn hears from Universal Studios Lagos!
- a "church" offers a loan to Odin-worshipper Eliza Dane BE A GOOD GIRL ALWAYS - 'contract killer' tries to frighten a child (Conor O'Prolite) IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE SEND THE MONEY - "Lewd" Noogie starts a defense fund for a church DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY! RAF Squadron Leader BLEAK LAD - Lads try to fleece Tom Jarndyce COME ON FEEL THE ILLINOISE!